It’s December 8 and the 8th day of Blogmas. Today I thought I’d share with you what I’m going to call “Fromage Friday”- some of the cheesiest Christmas songs and movies that I know of with audio and video clips included for your enjoyment (Thank you, Youtube!)
- The original “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth” by Spike Jones and his City Slickers- from 1948. No video, just audio:
- Christmas with the Chipmunks- Vol. 1
- Christmas with the Chipmunks- Vol. 2
- Mini Pops Christmas- 1984
- Babes in Toyland- 1986 version- TV movie with Drew Barrymore and Keanu Reeves!
Even though they’re cheesy, they bring back great memories, right? I’d love to hear your Fromage Friday pics too. Happy Fromage Friday, everyone!
Today I have some creative gift ideas. Finding gifts for people in your life can be challenging but remember that it’s like the cliche “it’s the thought that counts.” These are gift ideas that can be used for any occasion; most of these are not just limited to just Christmas. And most of them are relatively easy and inexpensive. In fact, I have found that the most inexpensive ones on this list are the ones that are appreciated the most by the receivers. And I apologize in advance. This post is going to lack my usual humor. I think. Who knows what will come out of my silly, and sometimes, demented, mind?
- Baked goods
- This one should be pretty obvious. If you’re a good baker, you simply bake up some of your specialties. For Christmas, I enjoy making gingerbread and shortcake cookies. Put them in a pretty Christmas tin from the Dollar Store (or Thrift Shop!) and voila: a relatively inexpensive and thoughtful gift.
- Bits and Bites
- On a related note to above, every year, I make batches of my famous homemade Bits and Bites and give them out in Christmas themed tins from the Dollar Store. The more I like you, the bigger the tin! These can be expensive to make, simply because cereal tends to be expensive. Generally, I watch for the ingredients I want to come on sale, and pick them up in the months and weeks just prior to Christmas. I am including my personal recipe for Bits and Bites that everyone raves about! You are all incredibly special because I generally do not openly share this recipe.
OH’s Bits and Bites
- 1 1/2 cup unsalted peanuts
- 3 cups Shreddies
- 3 cups Crispix or Life cereal
- 3 cups Cheerios
- 3 cups Quaker Corn Squares
- 240 g bag of pretzels
- 1 pkg 200 gram Goldfish or Cheese Nip crackers
- 2 cups canola oil
- 2 tbsp garlic powder
- 1 tbsp seasoning salt
- 1 tbsp Worcestershire sauce
Directions: Preheat oven to 215 F. Mix all dry cereal, peanuts, pretzels and crackers in roaster. Whisk together oil, garlic powder, seasoning salt and Worcestershire sauce. Pour oil mix over cereal mix in roaster in batches and stir to coat cereal mix in oil. Bake in oven for 2 hours, stirring every 15 minutes. Cool and store. Let sit overnight before eating to let the flavors set in. Then seal in smaller containers. Enjoy!
- Cards can be expensive and generally get tossed anyway. Although when cards are homemade or really pretty, I will generally keep them. A humorous way to save money on cards: keep last year’s card, cross out the “to” from your name to the person who originally gave it to you and cross out the “from” and put your own name. This gets even more hilarious if the person returns it to you the following year using the same process- it can turn into a long-running shared joke that you can enjoy for years to come. Note: You should probably be sure that the recipient has a sense of humor and isn’t going to just think you’re a cheapie. Bonus: if they are a cheapie! You’ll both save money for years and years. You’ll only have to pay for stamps!
- This is not what you’re thinking! Yes, taking a gift you got from one person and didn’t enjoy, and giving it to someone else to not enjoy is a great way to save money. But quite often, people will give you something as a gift that they themselves would enjoy. They will often even make the comment, “I would have liked to have gotten this for myself.” So you wrap it up, and give it back to them! Why not, right?!
- Personalized gift certificate
- If money is a concern, sometimes the greatest gift you can give is your time. You can either use a printer, get one of those certificate frames from the Dollar store or hand-write it on white paper. Just as I always say to my students, “pretty it up.” Then write down something you can do for the person that you know they will appreciate. A spouse: maybe a certificate for a back rub or some other activity they may enjoy (nudge, nudge; wink, wink). Disclaimer: if the certificate is for a sexual activity, you may not want them to open it in front of mom & dad or young children; the writer of this article is not responsible for the mental well-being of your loved-ones should you allow an X-rated activity to be read out in front of people you should have known better than to allow it to be read in front of. If you scar a child for life, that’s on you.)
A friend or other family member: making them a meal, doing their laundry, cleaning their bathroom, shoveling their driveway or any other special talent you may have that you know they’ll appreciate.
- Make your own using a computer, or blank paper, and pretty it up again. Or get one of those Dollar Store award certificates. Then think of a special quality the gift recipient has and make them an award.
- Personalized photo projects
- Find photos of you and the person, and create a personalized gift. It can be those ones you order from a website (photobook, mug, even a tote-bag) or you can even buy a frame from the Dollar Store and print the photos off at Walmart. I have done this for my husband’s grandfather this year. I found lots of old photos of him and his late wife, have written a poem about Chris’ grandmother, and I’m compiling the photos and frame together for a very thoughtful and relatively inexpensive gift.
- Gift Bag
- This is a twist on the conventional gift bag/sock. I will often do this one for birthdays. For example, when one of my besties turned 40, I went to the Dollar Store and picked up items that are stereotypically for seniors- hemorrhoid cream, prunes, one of those rainhats that old ladies wear, etc. and wrote funny notes on them. But you could do a Christmas one too!
- Gift basket
- Not the ones made for you by the store. A personalized Gift Basket. These are relatively easy to make. You get a basket (Dollar Store, or Thrift Shop, or regift one you already have) and the shredded paper (or you can even shred your own paper if you have access to a paper shredder.) Line the paper at the bottom of the basket and fill it with items you know the person will enjoy. I started doing this because of my frustration with the pre-made gift baskets. They were all so over-priced and always have at least one thing in them that I know the person wouldn’t like. Then I get the plastic cellophane (also available at the dollar store) and after I’ve filled the basket with the goodies, I place it over the clear plastic, tie it shut with ribbon, curl the ribbon, and make it look pretty. It’s more effort than a store made basket, but saves money since you can pick things up on sale and get things from different stores. And it’s super thoughtful, because the receiver knows that you really took the effort to think about what they like/need.
- The Happy Jar
- This is probably the cheapest gift on the list, but the most thoughtful and most appreciated. I got the idea from a student teacher who made me one. All you need is an empty jar and small slips of paper. Write happy or funny memories or the things you admire most about the person you’re giving the Happy Jar to on the slips of paper. Then fold them up and put them in the jar. Use a gift tag or label and write “HAPPY JAR” on it, and also directions: “In case of emergency, read one.” The idea behind the jar is for the person to be able to open up the slips of paper for a pick-me-up when times are tough or they’re sad/lonely, etc.
- Advent Calendar
- So you take the bottom half of a box (I used an empty greeting card box) and use card board, cut it and tape it, to create 25 squares in the bottom of the box. This is similar to the Happy Jar in that you write down memories or special qualities the receiver has. But unlike the Happy Jar, they read one each day leading up to Christmas, and you label the dates. I tried to save my most creative and funniest memories for the days closest to Christmas.
With a little time and creativity, you can make your own personalized gifts that will mean so much more than a store-bought one. These gift ideas come from the heart. You can make them funny or sappy. More importantly, they will be kept and cherished forever (except for the food which will eventually be flushed down the toilet, hopefully. It could end up in the compost if your food is yucky.) Remember, the best gifts you can give don’t come from a store.- OH
“Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before! What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas…perhaps…means a little bit more!”
― Dr. Seuss, How the Grinch Stole Christmas!
Source of Featured Image:
“Day 4- Reason for the Season- Christmas Consumerism.” Daily Dependence.<https://dailydependence.wordpress.com/2015/12/04/%E2%98%85-day-04-reason-for-the-season-christmas-consumerism-%E2%98%85/> December 4, 2017.
All other images are my own.